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Fuck that RT @roryscovel: Is anyone else doing "Faithful February" this year? My wife and I might give it a try.
Hey, I had a dream too but mine had Paula Deen and Kelly Clarkson wearing cheetah print thongs rasslin' in a pit full of caramel. #MLKDay
I had a dream too. Mine mostly involved Hooters girls, nun-chucks and cronut-flavored lube but it was still a dream, dammit. #MLKDay
Thong? Check. Sideboob? Check. Miley going HAM on Instagram: http://twtterpic.co/miley-cyrus-goes-ham-on-instagram …
1 retweet 7 favoritesLook on the bright side, Luck. At least you'll have more time to chop firewood and tend your crops and whatnot.
117 retweets 121 favorites.@brettburton1 I get older...they stay the same age...yessss they do....yes. they. do.
Belichick looks like the type of dude who would go on Craigslist to find dudes to bang his ol' lady while he watches in a gimp suit.
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This is where the long term memory loss actually helps NFL players.
146 retweets 104 favoritesWhole state of Wisconsin now on suicide watch.
414 retweets 315 favoritesMason Crosby should do the big balls dance.
73 retweets 66 favoritesAaron Rodgers ouchea running like your dad at the company softball game.
246 retweets 179 favoritesRuss Wilson just Brett Favre'd these mofos. Gotdamn.
120 retweets 100 favorites86 is now on suicide watch.
76 retweets 100 favoritesHahahaahahahaha. Fuck Russell Wilson.
127 retweets 173 favoritesCinton-Dix poppin' up all over the place!
121 retweets 133 favoritesClinton-Dix takes what it wants, baby RT @HB_Cruiser: @PimpBillClinton surprised you were so quiet after the Clinton-Dix interception
Seahawks know they got a game today?
138 retweets 102 favoritesHope they don't find out that Robert Allenby was partying with me and Biden.
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